It's that time of year again.
Oh, yes, we all know it's that time of cheer, good will and wonderful feelings for all the people of the planet... but it also means something else. That a time of terror is upon us. A time of unholy howls in the night, frantic flights far from fearsome foes. A time of weapons prepared, protections gathered and fellowships assembled.
Hunting down the programmers who have taken the day off. How dare they?!
What's that, Sam?
You told them to take the day off for Christmas?
Well... that's a Christmas Miracle.
Merry Christmas everyone!